Six Words

So, my sister had this on her blog, and I thought it look interesting. So, describe me in six words.

Well, I had a good weekend . . . :-D

So, on Friday, a bunch of us went to the Olive Garden for dinner to celebrate Carolynkydink's birthday. After that, Carolyn, Kelly, Zoot, and I went to see Firewall with Harrison Ford. It wasn't too bad. I found it amusing that they had wireless access even in the middle of nowhere. Oh, they had cell reception, too. :-) After that, our floor had a Valentine's karioke party, which I had been looking forward to for more than a week, but I had a really bad headache, so I couldn't go. :-( But Paul was sweet and took care of me. I just lay on my bed with my eyes closed while he sat with me and read to me and put a warm washcloth on my head. I just fell asleep there at about 11pm. I woke around 5am and changed into my pajamas. Then I went back to bed until 11am.

Saturday, my headache went away. Between the asteriscs is girly stuff that boys (if any read this blog) might not find interesting--just to warn you. ;-) *I spent the majority of the day getting ready for symphony. I watched the latest "Gilmore Girls" while I ironed my dress and stuff like that. Around 4pm, Carolyn, Christy, Kendall, and I went over to Emily and Jacki's room to get ready (Kendall didn't go to symphony, but she came to help us out--awwww). We had a lot of fun and skipped dinner. Everybody was really nice since I'm not girl enough to know how to do my own hair and stuff. Well, I guess I'm girl enough; I'm just incompetant. ;-) So Kendall did my hair and nails for me and Christy and Emily helped with my makeup and they all gave me consultations on everything. Anyway, Carolyn and Jacki left early to go to dinner with their respective symphony dates. The rest of left around 6:20ish or so when all our dates arrived. We waited until all of them were there so that we could make a grand entrance:

Here's me and my date (my boyfriend), that pretty cool guy I know named Paul:

So, we got to symphony in time for part of the "Opening Notes" (Paul escorted me in :-D ) and then listened to symphony. Afterwards, we went to the reception at UT Tyler in Longview (a little, I know) because it was free ::::winkwinkdoublegrin:::::. Some guy from some magazine took our pictures while we ate as many snacks as we wanted because the lady told us to and because, in the words of Andy, "Hungry people go to LeTourneau." Plus, I still hadn't eaten dinner. In the car on the way back, Paul was his normaly goofy self:

Yeah, so, sometimes I wonder what I got myself into . . .

After we got back to campus, Emily and Christy came in Carolyn's and my room, and we watched Double Jepordy. Then we went to sleep.

Sunday I did homework and then Paul and I had dinner at his financial aide counselor's house. That was a lot of fun. We took turns playing halo with her son while simultanously watching 6 episodes of Monk. We were there until 11pm, so we had to scrape ice off the car before driving home (I was very careful on the drive home).

Yesterday, I got a lot of homework done, went to coffee with Lina in the afternoon, and finally watched another episode of "Alias" with my roommate Carolyn! Yay!

This weekend, Carolyn and I are going to visit our old roommate Amanda. On Sunday, the Singers have to sing in Tyler, and then I'm going to go see "The Importance of Being Earnest." After that, I think we have a presentation meeting. Next weekend, the Singers have to sing in Houston on Sunday. The Thursday after that, we're leaving for Spring Tour. I don't have a free weekend from now until the end of the semester except for maybe one . . . Dearie me . . .

Anyway, I need to go. I just finished reading The Awakening by Kate Chopin. It was very interesting and very sad. So now I should do some other homework before lunch. Ta ta for now! Hope you enjoyed this exceedingly long post. Three cheers for you if you got to the end without doing less than skimming. Until next time! ("Next time! NEXT TIME!!" [extra points if you know what that quote is from])

Annie

It's That Week . . . You Know the One

So this is that one week that happens (at least) once every semester when you don't get any sleep and run on adreneline the entire time. I've been getting to sleep between 1 and 2 am every night and getting up between 6:30 and 7:10 am every morning. And I haven't been taking naps during the day except for 10 to 15 minute haps here and there when I can snatch them. And I've stayed awake in class and haven't dozed off while doing homework! I'm quite proud of myself, actually. :-P I think I'm finally getting a handle on all of this homework. I had my first Revelation test on Wednesday, and I'm almost caught up with Spanish stuff. And I finally finished reading Huckleberry Finn for American Lit. I really like that book. I thought it was very well done.

So I'm not the only one who has been stressed this week. Pretty much everyone I've talked to has been incredable stressed and often on the verge of tears. At least we all know what everyone else is going through. :-\ I've spent some just talking with Paul, even though I probably ought to have been doing homework. But you know, even though I didn't get as much homework done as I had intended, I actually always feel less stressed after hanging out with him. I'm so grateful for his friendship. And he's pretty romantical too. :::::winkwinkdoublegrin::::

Oh, one reason I've been stressed is because I've been trying extra hard to get my homework done early because I got behind last weekend and I don't want to have any homework this weekend because SHAWNA is HERE!!! Well, she's in Dallas right now, but she was here last weekend and she's coming again this weekend. Yay! Paul told me that I had a surprise for me that would happen sometime during the weekend. I didn't really know what on earth he meant. Friday night, I was down in the Q2 lounge hanging out with Paul, Jen, and Jesse while they practiced for their group presentation when Kyle came out and said Shawna was on the phone for me. Well, I knew that Shawna was gonna call on Saturday so that we could talk, so I was confused why she called Friday night. She said she really needed to talk with me (I was a little worried) and asked if she could call me in my room since I couldn't hear her on Kyle's phone. So I went up to room to find Rebecca, Polly, and Kate camped in front of my door. I thought that was curious. I had to use the bathroom before Shawna called, but it was locked from the otherside. Well, I don't have suitemates, so I had no idea who would have locked it, but I picked the lock and went to put my keys away. When I turned around, there was someone in the bathroom and lo and behold!! it was Shawna!!!! I was soooooo happy! I had so much fun with her. I miss her so much. She's such a good friend. I love her. :-D She even did the dinner call for us.

Well, Paul is coming at nine, and I need to get my homework done for this weekend, so I'd better get to it. This weekly update in the life of Annie is brought to you by The Great Klutz and Apple Sauce, Inc. Tune in next week to find out more exciting episodes from

THE LIFE OF ANNIE

P.S. It's our fourth weekiversary! On Sunday, we'll have been going out for a month! (that's Paul and I, don't you know)

Rainy Day

Well, it's Friday again. Yay! I'm still getting over that cold, but I mostly feel fine now. It's a dark and cloudy day, but I kind of like it. It's nice.

I'm so tired of school. I've been doing really badly on getting my homework done lately because I just don't want to do it. But I need to work on it and do well. Paul is working so hard on his homework. I need to follow his example and get mine done. I think I will be ready to graduate when the time comes. But I'm still enjoying my time here. :-D

Last night, Paul came over to my room and let me play him a couple of songs on the guitar (I played him my three favorite guitar songs). Then he let me show him all my story notes and read him a section of my story (which was even worse than I remember--great, here comes redrafting for the fourth stinkin' time). He's so cool. He didn't just let me show him that stuff, he was actually interested in seeing it. :-D

Well, it's about time for chapel, so I think I'll go. I made a new cloudy day/random playlist which I'm listening to right now. It goes like this:

• "The Chronicles of Life and Death" by Good Charlotte
• "The Celts" by Enya
• "I Will Follow You into the Dark" by Deathcab
• "Learn to be Lonely" from The Phantom of the Opera (movie)
• "At the Beginning" from Anastasia
• "Spill" by Showoff
• "The Prayer" from Quest for Camelot (the credit version sung by Andrea Bocelli)
• "Unglued" by Tait
• "Brazzle Dazzle Day" from Pete's Dragon
• "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkle

You really didn't need to know all that, but I felt like typing it out. I like my playlist. Anyway, time for chapel! Have a wonderful weekend everyone!

Annie

P.S. Sorry I haven't been checking your blogs like I should. Despite the fact that I've been trying to ignore homework :-\, I haven't really had a lot of free time for blog checking. Maybe this weekend. I love you friends!

Sick on the Second Weekiversary

Well, I have a cold. I haven't got sick this often in years. I was sick twice last semester and twice over Christmas break. And now I'm sick again. And no, I haven't been kissing any boys. I was gonna go shopping in Tyler today with Carolyn, Jen, and Emily, but I'm not sure if I'm up to it, being sick you know. Especially since I just hacked up a lung. :-D Not really. I'm not actually that sick, but it still doesn't feel that great.

I didn't go to Saga last night because I didn't feel up to it. So at about 6:30, I tried to make some soup. Well, the soup fell over in the microwave and spilled all over. While I was cleaning it up, I got soup on the sleeve of my sweatshirt. So then I tried to make macaroni. I followed the directions I always have, but it turned out really watery. Like soup. So I had to sit there forever waiting for it to thicken. When it finally did and I started eating it, it spilled on my jeans. Lovely. Oh well.

Well, I know some people don't like sappy posts, but this is my blog, so I can be sappy if I want. :-) Paul and I have been going out for more than two weeks now, and we still really like each other. If anything, we like each other more than when we first started dating. So, I think it's going well. :-) He said he would take care of me while I'm sick, and he read another chapter of Out of the Silent Planet to me last night. He is a really good friend and a really neat guy. And I'm glad he's my boyfriend. :-D

Okay, time to get some homework done or something.

Happy Weekiversary

So, it has now been one week since Paul and I started dating. :-D I'm really happy and excited. Paul is the neatest guy I know. It's fun because neither of us knows what we're doing (since we haven't dated before), so we're making it up as we go. But we seem to be doing a good job so far. I think one of the coolest things about our relationship is how we both prayed about it before hand and really felt this was a God thing. Well, I should get ready for supper. I'm mainly posting because my mom mentioned that I hadn't updated in awhile and I don't have time to call her right now to give her the full story. :-D Anyway, talk to you all later!

Annie

Happy Now

Well, I'm back at school now. Yay for friends. And especially one very good friend named Paul, who, yes, I am now dating. :-D I might say more, but I've told the story so many times in the past two days. Suffice it to say that Paul is really cool and I'm very happy.

Annie

Packing to Leave

Hello all. I'm about to finish packing and then my sister and I are heading back to school before noon. I'm tired. I don't feel like taking a long car ride today . . . Oh well.

I've had a mostly good break. I had a cold the first week and a stomach bug the second week, but this past week has been quite enjoyable and it's all been fun in spite of the sickness. I'm excited because I bought The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe in Spanish to help me work on my Spanish. I aslo got a coffee/tea maker and two mugs. Yay! and Fun!

I can't find Part 5, Draft 10. I don't know where it went. And it's with my folder of notes. I'd better not have lost it because I haven't finished typing it up yet. And it has all the good stuff in it, like the end of the book. Deary me. Hmm.

Well, I should probably go finish packing. I hope everybody who is traveling travels safely and I hope that everyone has a great semester!

Beat the Old Record

Well everybody, I beat my old record. It used to be that the most I had thrown up in one day was 7 times, but now it's a great big 20. I hope I never beat that record. Wednesday night, I got a really bad stomach bug. It started around 11:15pm and lasted until it was light out (around 7 or 8am). Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep Wednesday night, so I slept most of yesterday with The Sound of Music on in the background. I have a wonderful family who took care of me by getting me crushed ice and sprite and renting all the Back to the Future movies so we could have a marathon. Karen even got me A Little Princess and The Secret Garden on DVD as a get well soon present. She also got me a White Witch toy from McDonald's. My sister is awesome.

Yeah, so, I don't feel nuaseas anymore, but I'm sore and tired. We're going to visit my mom's side of the family tomorrow. It should be fun. I'm excited about the New Year. Sometimes I think I look forward to New Year's more than Christmas. Weird. Maybe it's because I like fresh beginnings. Afterall, next year is a new year with no mistakes in it yet. :-D Okay, I think that's all for now. I hope you all are having wonderful holidays!

Annie

P.S. I got Josh Groban CDs for Christmas! Yay! And Phase 10, so we have a new floor game. :-D

'Twas the night before Christmas and I Can't Sleep!

Hullo peoples! Greetings and all that.

I guess I haven't actually written a post in quite a while. It's Christmas Eve. Er, I suppose technically it's Christmas. And I've been tossing and turning for the past forty-minutes, so I thought I would come downstairs and mess around on the computer until I am so utterly dead exhausted that I have to fall asleep. :-D

So, I'm back home now. Yay! It's exciting. Although, I've been sick since Tuesdayish. I probably would have gotten sick anyway, but I'm sure staying up late aggrivated my condition. Oh well. We live, we learn--we do it again. Just kidding.

I had a fun finals week. Monday, a small group of us (one carload!--Kendall, Jen, Shawna, Jesse, Paul, and I) went to IHOP, but only after Kendall's first flat tire which Paul changed for us. Tuesday I'm sure something happened, but I don't know what it was. Wednesday, I went to Books A Million and Old Navy with Carolyn and Jodie and I got my brother's Christmas present. Thursday, Amanda came! Yay! And then, three carloads of us went to Marshall to look at Christmas lights. I wound up driving with a carful of boys. They told me that for the next forty-five minutes, I would get to see what it was like to have three brothers. It wasn't so bad. So, looking at lights was fun. And then we went to IHOP (I might have badgered everyone into going . . .) where I finally drew an IHOP map! Er, well, IHOP picture, but it was exciting! I hadn't been able to do one all semester, so it was nice to know that I still had it in me. Friday wasn't so fun. I mean, it was fun to sing, but we sang all day so I didn't get to hang out with Amanda and Shawna. But I did get to hang out with Singers, so that was fun. But then we got stuck in an elevator. That wasn't fun. I nearly had a panic attack (I'm clostrophobic, or however it's spelled). We went bowling that night, which was fun. I was so tired by then though, that I don't remember much except that I bowled very badly until the last frame of the second game in which I got two strikes.

Saturday was graduation which was cool and sad at the same time. Then I loaded out my car and went to Shawna's graduation party. Everybody was so dead tired that I doubt anybody remembers much of that. Then, Karen and I came home. But we missed the turn in Dallas, which is something we've never done before--and I've been on that road at least 16 times. Oh, and we also, for the first time ever, got through the entire song of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." It's actually quite amuzing if you sing each verse in a different voice.

Okay, I should go before this post gets too insanely long. Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!

WANTED: For the Deaths of Three People and a Gremlin Mother

It started when Karen wanted to IM Kurt and tell him he had a silly screenname. I told her that was fine if, and I quote, "You tell him that you're you and not me."

HeirofGondor (1:42:48 PM): Hi, I was told that before I said what I was going to say that I had to say this is you and not me

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Auto response from urtykay (1:42:49 PM): Working on Baja in various computer labs. Give me a ring. (Then viewing the floor Christmas decorations later.)

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Auto response from HeirofGondor (1:42:49 PM): Once there was an alien... but he FELL OFF!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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HeirofGondor (1:42:59 PM): So now I will say what I was going to say
HeirofGondor (1:43:06 PM): Your screen name is STUPIDO

Well, then we started fighting over the keyboard, and that's where the fun begins. Karen decided to make things out of the random letters.

HeirofGondor (1:43:19 PM): That was not Annie, that was her sister l;h[y
HeirofGondor (1:43:20 PM): azre
HeirofGondor (1:43:32 PM): I don't know who that way!fhdrgEtrueh
HeirofGondor (1:43:42 PM): A gremlin took over the computer!
HeirofGondor (1:43:46 PM): A gremlin named KArenjrp]0=
HeirofGondor (1:44:00 PM): Named kranperj
HeirofGondor (1:44:08 PM): named karne
HeirofGondor (1:44:13 PM): Yes
HeirofGondor (1:44:22 PM): Kranperj Karnel
HeirofGondor (1:44:26 PM): oka
HeirofGondor (1:44:27 PM): g\\x
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HeirofGondor (1:44:33 PM): That's his adress
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HeirofGondor (1:44:47 PM): from his native gremlinize
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HeirofGondor (1:45:20 PM): I think he's choking
HeirofGondor (1:45:26 PM): Call 911~
HeirofGondor (1:45:26 PM): !
HeirofGondor (1:45:29 PM): NOW
HeirofGondor (1:45:33 PM): Oh I forgot
HeirofGondor (1:45:37 PM): You're the guy with the dumb screen name
HeirofGondor (1:45:47 PM): You probaboly don't know how to dial m09yeir1y61
HeirofGondor (1:45:50 PM): 911
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HeirofGondor (1:47:00 PM): That's what I meant
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HeirofGondor (1:47:06 PM): This is Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (1:47:10 PM): Speaking to you with my voicwe
HeirofGondor (1:47:13 PM): Just remember
HeirofGondor (1:47:22 PM): If you have a problem, my door is always open sometimes
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And then we started talking to Zoot.

HeirofGondor (1:48:26 PM): I am the gremlin Kranperj Karnel

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Auto response from spacecadet726 (1:48:27 PM): The voices in your head aren't real, but they do have some good ideas.

24 hr. shift, until 8 am Mon.
Call the cell (903) 263-8530

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Auto response from HeirofGondor (1:48:27 PM): Once there was an alien... but he FELL OFF!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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HeirofGondor (1:49:04 PM): Don't believe whatever Don Carnage says
HeirofGondor (1:49:06 PM): He LIES
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HeirofGondor (1:51:25 PM): sweet dwarf
HeirofGondor (1:51:29 PM): I have a sweet dwar
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HeirofGondor (1:51:41 PM): I haven't named him yet
HeirofGondor (1:51:58 PM): I was thinking about naming him after your boyfriend
HeirofGondor (1:52:08 PM): You live with a guy named Kurt, right?
HeirofGondor (1:52:28 PM): I was thinking of naming my sweet dwarf Kurty-wurty
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HeirofGondor (1:53:28 PM): Kurty-wurty!
HeirofGondor (1:53:36 PM): You do NOT touch Kranperj
HeirofGondor (1:53:37 PM): s
HeirofGondor (1:53:40 PM): computer!
HeirofGondor (1:53:45 PM): Bad dwarf, BAD

And then we got Shawna in my room since Karen and I were laughing so hard. We started talking to Kurt again.

HeirofGondor (1:59:58 PM): This is still Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (2:00:08 PM): Annie says to tell you that she thinks your screen name is dumb too
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HeirofGondor (2:00:19 PM): fh
HeirofGondor (2:00:19 PM): fh

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HeirofGondor (2:00:44 PM): moij
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HeirofGondor (2:00:56 PM): cvidt5g'fcbsn'wrtg
HeirofGondor (2:00:59 PM): Magic
HeirofGondor (2:01:03 PM): It's not magic
HeirofGondor (2:01:08 PM): Just slight of hand really
HeirofGondor (2:01:28 PM): It's not really me by the way
HeirofGondor (2:01:30 PM): It's all annie
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HeirofGondor (2:01:33 PM): o
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HeirofGondor (2:02:01 PM): you're actually talking to the split personalities of Annie
HeirofGondor (2:02:13 PM): NOOOOOO
HeirofGondor (2:02:15 PM): It's not me!
HeirofGondor (2:02:17 PM): It's KAren
HeirofGondor (2:02:20 PM): and sdu\yawy ejndzha
HeirofGondor (2:02:20 PM): tfxhasf
HeirofGondor (2:02:20 PM): hs
HeirofGondor (2:02:21 PM): aw
HeirofGondor (2:02:21 PM): hnf

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HeirofGondor (2:02:46 PM): she's arguing with herself. And with tushushi
HeirofGondor (2:02:50 PM): andgh kare]
HeirofGondor (2:02:53 PM): nand ashwan
HeirofGondor (2:03:01 PM): It's Kranperj Karnel!!!
HeirofGondor (2:03:04 PM): Get it RIGHT

And Zoot.

HeirofGondor (2:03:24 PM): I think Don Carnage is still talking to your boyfriend
HeirofGondor (2:03:33 PM): Do you think Kurty wurty is a good name for a dwarf?

And Kurt.

HeirofGondor (2:05:24 PM): Don Carnage wants to know why you didn
HeirofGondor (2:05:39 PM): 't take any pictures of Shawna and Annie at Canton
HeirofGondor (2:06:12 PM): Karen Waitz is cute, but a little touched in the head
HeirofGondor (2:06:23 PM): Because I hit her
HeirofGondor (2:06:25 PM): On the head
HeirofGondor (2:06:30 PM): This is Shaw\ba
HeirofGondor (2:06:33 PM): shawna
HeirofGondor (2:06:35 PM): byt the wayc
HeirofGondor (2:06:47 PM): ghhjj jX inHf
HeirofGondor (2:06:51 PM): I killed her!!G
HeirofGondor (2:06:53 PM): ffdead!G
HeirofGondor (2:07:08 PM): that's right. Karen killed me
HeirofGondor (2:07:11 PM): Nono
HeirofGondor (2:07:17 PM): bSHagffwsfswgsa
HeirofGondor (2:07:25 PM): shgggaw
HeirofGondor (2:07:29 PM): shawba
HeirofGondor (2:07:32 PM): Shawna
HeirofGondor (2:07:38 PM): killed kbg
HeirofGondor (2:07:45 PM): kare
HeirofGondor (2:07:46 PM): anan
HeirofGondor (2:07:51 PM): aaaaj8ioee
HeirofGondor (2:07:55 PM): she killed karen
HeirofGondor (2:08:08 PM): I, Don Carnage, witnessed the whole thing
HeirofGondor (2:08:16 PM): But Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (2:08:17 PM): LIE
HeirofGondor (2:08:18 PM): s
HeirofGondor (2:08:43 PM): and now Don Carnage believes that you will kill them again
HeirofGondor (2:08:47 PM): dead!
HeirofGondor (2:08:52 PM): i DON'T WANNA DIE!
HeirofGondor (2:08:57 PM): oh, the slaughter!!
HeirofGondor (2:09:04 PM): The BLOOD
HeirofGondor (2:09:14 PM): Have pity on me on wise Kurty-wurty
HeirofGondor (2:09:17 PM): oh wise
HeirofGondor (2:09:32 PM): And don't kill your boyfriend either
HeirofGondor (2:09:44 PM): Just because he told Kranperj Karnel to name his sweet dwarf after you
HeirofGondor (2:09:53 PM): he meant it well

And this is where it started getting interesting. Zoot:

HeirofGondor (2:10:01 PM): You'd better watch out
HeirofGondor (2:10:08 PM): I heard your boyfriend is out to get you
HeirofGondor (2:10:16 PM): You'd better lock your doors at night
HeirofGondor (2:10:29 PM): he'll be on a rampage tonight
HeirofGondor (2:10:36 PM): he's already killed three people!
HeirofGondor (2:10:37 PM): And a gremlin
HeirofGondor (2:10:47 PM): My mother
HeirofGondor (2:10:53 PM): He killed my gremlin mother
HeirofGondor (2:10:58 PM): The BEAST
HeirofGondor (2:11:07 PM): Say
HeirofGondor (2:11:16 PM): If he's a beast, does that make you beauty?
HeirofGondor (2:11:24 PM): Just some food for thought there
HeirofGondor (2:11:43 PM): wow! She called you beautiful!!!
HeirofGondor (2:11:49 PM): My mother did
HeirofGondor (2:12:00 PM): That's why your boyfriend killed her
HeirofGondor (2:12:02 PM): He was jealous

And Kurt:

HeirofGondor (2:14:20 PM): But now he's mad at you for killing Kranperj Karnel's mother
HeirofGondor (2:14:30 PM): So you'd better lock your doors tonight
HeirofGondor (2:14:55 PM): In fact, there was talk of Kranperj Karnel getting a new daddy
HeirofGondor (2:15:12 PM): But now, no new daddy
HeirofGondor (2:15:16 PM): And no mom any more either
HeirofGondor (2:15:21 PM): Thanks to you

Then Bushey made the mistake of signing on:

HeirofGondor (2:15:50 PM): i was on the telly once. I fell right off!
HeirofGondor (2:16:09 PM): This is Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (2:16:13 PM): Speaking to you with my voice
HeirofGondor (2:16:27 PM): Have you seen a little gremlin called Kranperj Karnel lately?
HeirofGondor (2:16:33 PM): His mother recently passed away
HeirofGondor (2:16:34 PM): Actually
HeirofGondor (2:16:47 PM): She was helped
HeirofGondor (2:16:54 PM): By one Kurty-wurty
HeirofGondor (2:17:09 PM): do you know this sinister man?
HeirofGondor (2:17:18 PM): i'd watch my back if I were you
HeirofGondor (2:17:23 PM): he's on a killing rampage
HeirofGondor (2:17:38 PM): he's already killed three people and a gremlin mother
HeirofGondor (2:17:43 PM): all because of his boyfriend
HeirofGondor (2:17:55 PM): luckily you will probably escape his wrath.
HeirofGondor (2:18:09 PM): unless of course you've been calling his boyfriend pretty names
HeirofGondor (2:18:25 PM): on second thought, I'd lock my doors tonight if i was you
HeirofGondor (2:18:54 PM): where are you?
HeirofGondor (2:19:02 PM): why didn't you go to church?
HeirofGondor (2:19:05 PM): oh wait...
HeirofGondor (2:19:15 PM): Did kurty-wurty already get to you?!?!?
HeirofGondor (2:23:13 PM): Don't worry, we'll avenge you
HeirofGondor (2:23:22 PM): we're going to make up some wanted posters
HeirofGondor (2:30:48 PM): we'll catch him red-handed.
HeirofGondor (2:31:01 PM): that is, if you want to help us by being the bait tonight
HeirofGondor (2:31:19 PM): All you have to do is sweet talk to his boyfriend
HeirofGondor (2:31:30 PM): It wouldn't hurt to make yourself up a little
HeirofGondor (2:31:33 PM): Try and look kind of pretty
HeirofGondor (2:39:02 PM): oh, by the way... this is the Great Oo speaking.

Bushey's response was:

Darkstar5411 (5:37:08 PM): WHAT the????

And Kurt's response was:

urtykay (5:04:47 AM): W

urtykay (5:04:49 AM): O
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): W
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): !
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): !
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): !
urtykay (5:05:36 AM): O.o
urtykay signed off at 5:05:45 AM.

Zoot's Response:

spacecadet726 (9:53:47 AM): um what?
spacecadet726: drugs are bad
spacecadet726 is away at 10:00:23 AM.

So Shawna and I decided that Karen is a bad influence on us. We really did make up wanted posters, but don't worry, we didn't pass them out to random people while we were looking at floor decorations. . . .