Beat the Old Record

Well everybody, I beat my old record. It used to be that the most I had thrown up in one day was 7 times, but now it's a great big 20. I hope I never beat that record. Wednesday night, I got a really bad stomach bug. It started around 11:15pm and lasted until it was light out (around 7 or 8am). Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep Wednesday night, so I slept most of yesterday with The Sound of Music on in the background. I have a wonderful family who took care of me by getting me crushed ice and sprite and renting all the Back to the Future movies so we could have a marathon. Karen even got me A Little Princess and The Secret Garden on DVD as a get well soon present. She also got me a White Witch toy from McDonald's. My sister is awesome.

Yeah, so, I don't feel nuaseas anymore, but I'm sore and tired. We're going to visit my mom's side of the family tomorrow. It should be fun. I'm excited about the New Year. Sometimes I think I look forward to New Year's more than Christmas. Weird. Maybe it's because I like fresh beginnings. Afterall, next year is a new year with no mistakes in it yet. :-D Okay, I think that's all for now. I hope you all are having wonderful holidays!

Annie

P.S. I got Josh Groban CDs for Christmas! Yay! And Phase 10, so we have a new floor game. :-D

'Twas the night before Christmas and I Can't Sleep!

Hullo peoples! Greetings and all that.

I guess I haven't actually written a post in quite a while. It's Christmas Eve. Er, I suppose technically it's Christmas. And I've been tossing and turning for the past forty-minutes, so I thought I would come downstairs and mess around on the computer until I am so utterly dead exhausted that I have to fall asleep. :-D

So, I'm back home now. Yay! It's exciting. Although, I've been sick since Tuesdayish. I probably would have gotten sick anyway, but I'm sure staying up late aggrivated my condition. Oh well. We live, we learn--we do it again. Just kidding.

I had a fun finals week. Monday, a small group of us (one carload!--Kendall, Jen, Shawna, Jesse, Paul, and I) went to IHOP, but only after Kendall's first flat tire which Paul changed for us. Tuesday I'm sure something happened, but I don't know what it was. Wednesday, I went to Books A Million and Old Navy with Carolyn and Jodie and I got my brother's Christmas present. Thursday, Amanda came! Yay! And then, three carloads of us went to Marshall to look at Christmas lights. I wound up driving with a carful of boys. They told me that for the next forty-five minutes, I would get to see what it was like to have three brothers. It wasn't so bad. So, looking at lights was fun. And then we went to IHOP (I might have badgered everyone into going . . .) where I finally drew an IHOP map! Er, well, IHOP picture, but it was exciting! I hadn't been able to do one all semester, so it was nice to know that I still had it in me. Friday wasn't so fun. I mean, it was fun to sing, but we sang all day so I didn't get to hang out with Amanda and Shawna. But I did get to hang out with Singers, so that was fun. But then we got stuck in an elevator. That wasn't fun. I nearly had a panic attack (I'm clostrophobic, or however it's spelled). We went bowling that night, which was fun. I was so tired by then though, that I don't remember much except that I bowled very badly until the last frame of the second game in which I got two strikes.

Saturday was graduation which was cool and sad at the same time. Then I loaded out my car and went to Shawna's graduation party. Everybody was so dead tired that I doubt anybody remembers much of that. Then, Karen and I came home. But we missed the turn in Dallas, which is something we've never done before--and I've been on that road at least 16 times. Oh, and we also, for the first time ever, got through the entire song of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." It's actually quite amuzing if you sing each verse in a different voice.

Okay, I should go before this post gets too insanely long. Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!

WANTED: For the Deaths of Three People and a Gremlin Mother

It started when Karen wanted to IM Kurt and tell him he had a silly screenname. I told her that was fine if, and I quote, "You tell him that you're you and not me."

HeirofGondor (1:42:48 PM): Hi, I was told that before I said what I was going to say that I had to say this is you and not me

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Auto response from urtykay (1:42:49 PM): Working on Baja in various computer labs. Give me a ring. (Then viewing the floor Christmas decorations later.)

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Auto response from HeirofGondor (1:42:49 PM): Once there was an alien... but he FELL OFF!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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HeirofGondor (1:42:59 PM): So now I will say what I was going to say
HeirofGondor (1:43:06 PM): Your screen name is STUPIDO

Well, then we started fighting over the keyboard, and that's where the fun begins. Karen decided to make things out of the random letters.

HeirofGondor (1:43:19 PM): That was not Annie, that was her sister l;h[y
HeirofGondor (1:43:20 PM): azre
HeirofGondor (1:43:32 PM): I don't know who that way!fhdrgEtrueh
HeirofGondor (1:43:42 PM): A gremlin took over the computer!
HeirofGondor (1:43:46 PM): A gremlin named KArenjrp]0=
HeirofGondor (1:44:00 PM): Named kranperj
HeirofGondor (1:44:08 PM): named karne
HeirofGondor (1:44:13 PM): Yes
HeirofGondor (1:44:22 PM): Kranperj Karnel
HeirofGondor (1:44:26 PM): oka
HeirofGondor (1:44:27 PM): g\\x
HeirofGondor (1:44:28 PM): hcgc\v]
HeirofGondor (1:44:28 PM): xV[\]f
HeirofGondor (1:44:29 PM): ]vxdv]gfd\
HeirofGondor (1:44:33 PM): That's his adress
HeirofGondor (1:44:40 PM): I don't know how to translate it
HeirofGondor (1:44:47 PM): from his native gremlinize
HeirofGondor (1:44:53 PM): siftre
HeirofGondor (1:44:57 PM): I
HeirofGondor (1:44:58 PM): st
HeirofGondor (1:45:05 PM): Now i
HeirofGondor (1:45:09 PM): he's stutterbnibgnfghtfb
HeirofGondor (1:45:12 PM): stuttering
HeirofGondor (1:45:17 PM): I tinr nvfhehtjghgwhjfjgehrgjthgjhjthr
HeirofGondor (1:45:20 PM): I think he's choking
HeirofGondor (1:45:26 PM): Call 911~
HeirofGondor (1:45:26 PM): !
HeirofGondor (1:45:29 PM): NOW
HeirofGondor (1:45:33 PM): Oh I forgot
HeirofGondor (1:45:37 PM): You're the guy with the dumb screen name
HeirofGondor (1:45:47 PM): You probaboly don't know how to dial m09yeir1y61
HeirofGondor (1:45:50 PM): 911
HeirofGondor (1:46:06 PM): Karen is
HeirofGondor (1:46:07 PM): ie
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HeirofGondor (1:46:07 PM): i
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HeirofGondor (1:46:55 PM): Kranperj Karnel
HeirofGondor (1:47:00 PM): That's what I meant
HeirofGondor (1:47:02 PM): By the way
HeirofGondor (1:47:06 PM): This is Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (1:47:10 PM): Speaking to you with my voicwe
HeirofGondor (1:47:13 PM): Just remember
HeirofGondor (1:47:22 PM): If you have a problem, my door is always open sometimes
HeirofGondor (1:47:39 PM): Siste
HeirofGondor (1:47:40 PM): rs
HeirofGondor (1:47:43 PM): silu gh]\'\
HeirofGondor (1:47:44 PM): sigh\
HeirofGondor (1:47:47 PM): \\\\

And then we started talking to Zoot.

HeirofGondor (1:48:26 PM): I am the gremlin Kranperj Karnel

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Auto response from spacecadet726 (1:48:27 PM): The voices in your head aren't real, but they do have some good ideas.

24 hr. shift, until 8 am Mon.
Call the cell (903) 263-8530

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Auto response from HeirofGondor (1:48:27 PM): Once there was an alien... but he FELL OFF!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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HeirofGondor (1:49:04 PM): Don't believe whatever Don Carnage says
HeirofGondor (1:49:06 PM): He LIES
HeirofGondor (1:51:08 PM): tha
HeirofGondor (1:51:09 PM): t's
HeirofGondor (1:51:10 PM): m
HeirofGondor (1:51:10 PM): y
HeirofGondor (1:51:11 PM): sisl utysu67g54rkgvi
HeirofGondor (1:51:12 PM): 8trf
HeirofGondor (1:51:12 PM): v9fv
HeirofGondor (1:51:12 PM): 8i
HeirofGondor (1:51:12 PM): drf
HeirofGondor (1:51:12 PM): 5rtf
HeirofGondor (1:51:13 PM): fg
HeirofGondor (1:51:25 PM): sweet dwarf
HeirofGondor (1:51:29 PM): I have a sweet dwar
HeirofGondor (1:51:30 PM): f
HeirofGondor (1:51:41 PM): I haven't named him yet
HeirofGondor (1:51:58 PM): I was thinking about naming him after your boyfriend
HeirofGondor (1:52:08 PM): You live with a guy named Kurt, right?
HeirofGondor (1:52:28 PM): I was thinking of naming my sweet dwarf Kurty-wurty
HeirofGondor (1:52:54 PM): it'sn ot
HeirofGondor (1:52:54 PM): etsd
HeirofGondor (1:52:55 PM): yt
HeirofGondor (1:52:55 PM): gtyfmg
HeirofGondor (1:52:55 PM): yt
HeirofGondor (1:52:56 PM): gh
HeirofGondor (1:52:56 PM): gv
HeirofGondor (1:52:56 PM): gh
HeirofGondor (1:52:56 PM): vg
HeirofGondor (1:52:58 PM): ibg
HeirofGondor (1:52:58 PM): g
HeirofGondor (1:52:59 PM): hg
HeirofGondor (1:53:00 PM): i
HeirofGondor (1:53:00 PM): ts
HeirofGondor (1:53:01 PM): gv
HeirofGondor (1:53:01 PM): m

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HeirofGondor (1:53:28 PM): Kurty-wurty!
HeirofGondor (1:53:36 PM): You do NOT touch Kranperj
HeirofGondor (1:53:37 PM): s
HeirofGondor (1:53:40 PM): computer!
HeirofGondor (1:53:45 PM): Bad dwarf, BAD

And then we got Shawna in my room since Karen and I were laughing so hard. We started talking to Kurt again.

HeirofGondor (1:59:58 PM): This is still Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (2:00:08 PM): Annie says to tell you that she thinks your screen name is dumb too
HeirofGondor (2:00:11 PM): n
HeirofGondor (2:00:11 PM): o
HeirofGondor (2:00:11 PM):
HeirofGondor (2:00:12 PM): si
HeirofGondor (2:00:12 PM): tr
HeirofGondor (2:00:12 PM): ih
HeirofGondor (2:00:12 PM): ir
HeirofGondor (2:00:12 PM): sgtd
HeirofGondor (2:00:13 PM): osagtn
HeirofGondor (2:00:13 PM): barstd
HeirofGondor (2:00:13 PM): g
HeirofGondor (2:00:15 PM): jkhkh
HeirofGondor (2:00:17 PM): \no i Vdonfgt'
HeirofGondor (2:00:18 PM): fh
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HeirofGondor (2:00:18 PM): f
HeirofGondor (2:00:19 PM): fh
HeirofGondor (2:00:19 PM): fh

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HeirofGondor (2:00:44 PM): ee\\dn''t m em\meeeeeeeee\e
HeirofGondor (2:00:44 PM): moij
HeirofGondor (2:00:48 PM): :HYlfkmI
HeirofGondor (2:00:50 PM): it's nmotgfc vmet gf
HeirofGondor (2:00:56 PM): cvidt5g'fcbsn'wrtg
HeirofGondor (2:00:59 PM): Magic
HeirofGondor (2:01:03 PM): It's not magic
HeirofGondor (2:01:08 PM): Just slight of hand really
HeirofGondor (2:01:28 PM): It's not really me by the way
HeirofGondor (2:01:30 PM): It's all annie
HeirofGondor (2:01:33 PM): n
HeirofGondor (2:01:33 PM): o
HeirofGondor (2:01:33 PM):
HeirofGondor (2:01:33 PM): i
HeirofGondor (2:01:33 PM): t'
HeirofGondor (2:01:34 PM): s

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HeirofGondor (2:02:01 PM): you're actually talking to the split personalities of Annie
HeirofGondor (2:02:13 PM): NOOOOOO
HeirofGondor (2:02:15 PM): It's not me!
HeirofGondor (2:02:17 PM): It's KAren
HeirofGondor (2:02:20 PM): and sdu\yawy ejndzha
HeirofGondor (2:02:20 PM): tfxhasf
HeirofGondor (2:02:20 PM): hs
HeirofGondor (2:02:21 PM): aw
HeirofGondor (2:02:21 PM): hnf

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HeirofGondor (2:02:46 PM): she's arguing with herself. And with tushushi
HeirofGondor (2:02:50 PM): andgh kare]
HeirofGondor (2:02:53 PM): nand ashwan
HeirofGondor (2:03:01 PM): It's Kranperj Karnel!!!
HeirofGondor (2:03:04 PM): Get it RIGHT

And Zoot.

HeirofGondor (2:03:24 PM): I think Don Carnage is still talking to your boyfriend
HeirofGondor (2:03:33 PM): Do you think Kurty wurty is a good name for a dwarf?

And Kurt.

HeirofGondor (2:05:24 PM): Don Carnage wants to know why you didn
HeirofGondor (2:05:39 PM): 't take any pictures of Shawna and Annie at Canton
HeirofGondor (2:06:12 PM): Karen Waitz is cute, but a little touched in the head
HeirofGondor (2:06:23 PM): Because I hit her
HeirofGondor (2:06:25 PM): On the head
HeirofGondor (2:06:30 PM): This is Shaw\ba
HeirofGondor (2:06:33 PM): shawna
HeirofGondor (2:06:35 PM): byt the wayc
HeirofGondor (2:06:47 PM): ghhjj jX inHf
HeirofGondor (2:06:51 PM): I killed her!!G
HeirofGondor (2:06:53 PM): ffdead!G
HeirofGondor (2:07:08 PM): that's right. Karen killed me
HeirofGondor (2:07:11 PM): Nono
HeirofGondor (2:07:17 PM): bSHagffwsfswgsa
HeirofGondor (2:07:25 PM): shgggaw
HeirofGondor (2:07:29 PM): shawba
HeirofGondor (2:07:32 PM): Shawna
HeirofGondor (2:07:38 PM): killed kbg
HeirofGondor (2:07:45 PM): kare
HeirofGondor (2:07:46 PM): anan
HeirofGondor (2:07:51 PM): aaaaj8ioee
HeirofGondor (2:07:55 PM): she killed karen
HeirofGondor (2:08:08 PM): I, Don Carnage, witnessed the whole thing
HeirofGondor (2:08:16 PM): But Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (2:08:17 PM): LIE
HeirofGondor (2:08:18 PM): s
HeirofGondor (2:08:43 PM): and now Don Carnage believes that you will kill them again
HeirofGondor (2:08:47 PM): dead!
HeirofGondor (2:08:52 PM): i DON'T WANNA DIE!
HeirofGondor (2:08:57 PM): oh, the slaughter!!
HeirofGondor (2:09:04 PM): The BLOOD
HeirofGondor (2:09:14 PM): Have pity on me on wise Kurty-wurty
HeirofGondor (2:09:17 PM): oh wise
HeirofGondor (2:09:32 PM): And don't kill your boyfriend either
HeirofGondor (2:09:44 PM): Just because he told Kranperj Karnel to name his sweet dwarf after you
HeirofGondor (2:09:53 PM): he meant it well

And this is where it started getting interesting. Zoot:

HeirofGondor (2:10:01 PM): You'd better watch out
HeirofGondor (2:10:08 PM): I heard your boyfriend is out to get you
HeirofGondor (2:10:16 PM): You'd better lock your doors at night
HeirofGondor (2:10:29 PM): he'll be on a rampage tonight
HeirofGondor (2:10:36 PM): he's already killed three people!
HeirofGondor (2:10:37 PM): And a gremlin
HeirofGondor (2:10:47 PM): My mother
HeirofGondor (2:10:53 PM): He killed my gremlin mother
HeirofGondor (2:10:58 PM): The BEAST
HeirofGondor (2:11:07 PM): Say
HeirofGondor (2:11:16 PM): If he's a beast, does that make you beauty?
HeirofGondor (2:11:24 PM): Just some food for thought there
HeirofGondor (2:11:43 PM): wow! She called you beautiful!!!
HeirofGondor (2:11:49 PM): My mother did
HeirofGondor (2:12:00 PM): That's why your boyfriend killed her
HeirofGondor (2:12:02 PM): He was jealous

And Kurt:

HeirofGondor (2:14:20 PM): But now he's mad at you for killing Kranperj Karnel's mother
HeirofGondor (2:14:30 PM): So you'd better lock your doors tonight
HeirofGondor (2:14:55 PM): In fact, there was talk of Kranperj Karnel getting a new daddy
HeirofGondor (2:15:12 PM): But now, no new daddy
HeirofGondor (2:15:16 PM): And no mom any more either
HeirofGondor (2:15:21 PM): Thanks to you

Then Bushey made the mistake of signing on:

HeirofGondor (2:15:50 PM): i was on the telly once. I fell right off!
HeirofGondor (2:16:09 PM): This is Don Carnage
HeirofGondor (2:16:13 PM): Speaking to you with my voice
HeirofGondor (2:16:27 PM): Have you seen a little gremlin called Kranperj Karnel lately?
HeirofGondor (2:16:33 PM): His mother recently passed away
HeirofGondor (2:16:34 PM): Actually
HeirofGondor (2:16:47 PM): She was helped
HeirofGondor (2:16:54 PM): By one Kurty-wurty
HeirofGondor (2:17:09 PM): do you know this sinister man?
HeirofGondor (2:17:18 PM): i'd watch my back if I were you
HeirofGondor (2:17:23 PM): he's on a killing rampage
HeirofGondor (2:17:38 PM): he's already killed three people and a gremlin mother
HeirofGondor (2:17:43 PM): all because of his boyfriend
HeirofGondor (2:17:55 PM): luckily you will probably escape his wrath.
HeirofGondor (2:18:09 PM): unless of course you've been calling his boyfriend pretty names
HeirofGondor (2:18:25 PM): on second thought, I'd lock my doors tonight if i was you
HeirofGondor (2:18:54 PM): where are you?
HeirofGondor (2:19:02 PM): why didn't you go to church?
HeirofGondor (2:19:05 PM): oh wait...
HeirofGondor (2:19:15 PM): Did kurty-wurty already get to you?!?!?
HeirofGondor (2:23:13 PM): Don't worry, we'll avenge you
HeirofGondor (2:23:22 PM): we're going to make up some wanted posters
HeirofGondor (2:30:48 PM): we'll catch him red-handed.
HeirofGondor (2:31:01 PM): that is, if you want to help us by being the bait tonight
HeirofGondor (2:31:19 PM): All you have to do is sweet talk to his boyfriend
HeirofGondor (2:31:30 PM): It wouldn't hurt to make yourself up a little
HeirofGondor (2:31:33 PM): Try and look kind of pretty
HeirofGondor (2:39:02 PM): oh, by the way... this is the Great Oo speaking.

Bushey's response was:

Darkstar5411 (5:37:08 PM): WHAT the????

And Kurt's response was:

urtykay (5:04:47 AM): W

urtykay (5:04:49 AM): O
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): W
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): !
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): !
urtykay (5:04:50 AM): !
urtykay (5:05:36 AM): O.o
urtykay signed off at 5:05:45 AM.

Zoot's Response:

spacecadet726 (9:53:47 AM): um what?
spacecadet726: drugs are bad
spacecadet726 is away at 10:00:23 AM.

So Shawna and I decided that Karen is a bad influence on us. We really did make up wanted posters, but don't worry, we didn't pass them out to random people while we were looking at floor decorations. . . .