“Paul, why am I crying while reading about baby showers and wedding showers on a pottery studio website?”
“You’re—a girl.”
“That’s not a good answer!”
“For guys it is.”
“That’s not a good answer.”
“Cause you’re a girl and you find it touching when your friends get married and you want to have a baby someday and you’re caring.”
“That’s a better answer.”
“You’re a girl.”
::::frowns::::
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“What was I listening to earlier?”
:::singing::: “Who let the dogs out? Who! Who who who!”
“I was not listening to that!”
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“Why won’t Kurt answer his facebook? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he’s in DUBAI!”
:::phone rings:::
“IT’S KURT!”
:::phone stops ringing:::
“Oh, Kurt. Why did you abandon me?”
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